Despite putting out many requests on X, the couple were met with complete radio silence… perhaps their antics were too much even for the sexually-seasoned Burners
A horny couple who headed straight for the Burning Man Orgy Dome invited randy revellers inside their ‘Sex Magic’ RV for the last day, but nobody wanted to come…
Dubbing themselves the SexMagickCouple, 35-year-old Moon and 47-year-old Mike aren’t shy about getting their kit off and happily showcase their sexual antics on social media.
As ‘Nu Cummers’ – in their own words – the spicy pair were looking to try and make a name for themselves at the infamous Burning Man festival… and invited “super hot creators” to join them in the Orgy Dome, as well as their ‘Sex Magic Bus’.
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Among a criminal amount of emojis, the couple wrote on X: “Who is headed to Burning Man this week or next? Cum on X’ers. Let us hear from [you]. Any super hot creators want to hang and party with us? Or do you know someone else perfect to suggest for having fun with us ?! We would love to hear Yours and Their ideas.
“Our DMs are always open So hit us up ! Check out our videos and pix and let us know what Your dirty fantasies are with us, maybe we can help make them cum true (hint; the filthier the better) … and maybe you can help us make our visions and fantasies cum to life too.
“Btw: The New Moon, is on Monday, Sept 2nd, all play and no work, Labor Day! It’s the perfect night for Sex Magick bliss all night! Let’s create our own magick show!”
Now the day of said ‘Sex Magick’ show inside the ‘Sex Magic Bus’, people may have thought Moon and Mike were gearing up for their Burning Man experience to end with a bang… however, if their X account is anything to go by – no one came a knockin’ on that RV door.
Despite putting out many requests on X, the pair were met with complete radio silence – perhaps because people were too embarrassed to reply on a social media platform, or because their antics were too much even for the sexually-seasoned Burners.
One thing’s for sure though – far more bonking action took place inside the infamous Orgy Dome. Known as an “air-conditioned sex haven”, according to a write-up in Cosmopolitan in 2016, around 5,000 people are reported to attend each year in which guests can visit in groups “of two or more”, the magazine said.
A 26-year-old woman said she attended the tent, which generated a long queue outside. Festival workers stood outside to make sure people were sober enough to consent to sexual activities and also made punters aware of the clear rules inside the dome.
“Inside, the main space has mattresses on either side of a main walkway,” the woman, a 26-year-old production assistant said. “I was comfortable right away — once you see a lot of other people having sex, it becomes pretty easy to feel like you can do it, too.”
One Burning Man regular also previously said he’d witnessed a mass romp involving 13 people… adding that bringing your own “sex sheet” was a must.
